Relationship Advice

Some of the best, funniest, and most practical advice on dating and marriage I've heard recently (you can decide which is which):

"No fun kissing toads to find the prince." 

Uncle Kelly

"Marry the boy next door. This means someone who is as much like you as possible. Opposites do not attract. That's why they are called opposites." 

Laurie Hoer

"Just a bump in the road. It hurts, but it's not the whole road." 

"Becoming will change who we are attracted to, not just who is attracted to us." 

Dr. Carroll

"If you fall in love with someone you should not marry, you can’t expect the Lord to guide you away from that person after you are already emotionally committed. It is difficult enough to tune your spiritual receiver to the whisperings of heaven without jamming up the channel with the loud thunder of romantic emotion." 

Elder Bruce C. Hafen

(About kissing) "These things have to happen too." 

Dad

"Good-humoured, unaffected girls, will not do for a man who has been used to sensible women. They are two distinct orders of being." 

Jane Austen

"You're young still. You can still give several guys the heave-ho." 

Darren

"Let nothing be done through strife or vainglory; but in lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than themselves." 

Paul to the Philippians

Yep. I think that about sums it up.